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Laboratory Notes #001
The cracks in the foundation continue to expand, and their effects have become increasingly difficult to ignore. Water has begun entering the lower levels of the laboratory, creating a damp and stagnant environment beneath the workshop. This situation will require remediation in the near future. The structural deficiencies appear to have created an additional complication. Today, an animal gained access to the laboratory. The specimen was first observed as a rapid flash of o

Nathaniel Thistle
Jun 251 min read
Observation #1 New Lab Thing
Observation #1 There is a new thing in the laboratory. Nathaniel says it is an “expansion of production capacity.” Rose says it is a shelf. I climbed it. It appears to be an expansion of my vertical vantage points. Attempts were made to retrieve me, but the taller shelf provided a significant tactical advantage. All parties seem pleased with the increased space for soap.

Sir Isaac Newt
Jun 191 min read
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