Big Lizard Soaps

For several weeks I have been occupied with the development of a new product. The concept itself is not particularly novel. A candle is formulated with skin-safe ingredients so that, once lit, the flame melts a pool of warm oils. These oils may then be collected by hand and applied during massage. The novelty lies not in the concept, but in the formulation.The objective of this experiment was to identify the ideal balance between skin absorption and surface glide. Excessive

The cracks in the foundation continue to expand, and their effects have become increasingly difficult to ignore. Water has begun entering the lower levels of the laboratory, creating a damp and stagnant environment beneath the workshop. This situation will require remediation in the near future. The structural deficiencies appear to have created an additional complication. Today, an animal gained access to the laboratory. The specimen was first observed as a rapid flash of o

A woman I care for came to me this spring with troubled hands. The skin along her fingers and arms had become dry, inflamed, and endlessly irritated. She had sought help from doctors and followed every recommendation given to her. Antibiotics brought no relief. Antifungal treatments brought no relief. The irritation remained. When answers are scarce, people often turn to the things they trust. She turned to me. I explained what I always explain: herbs are not miracles, and c

Rose approached me several weeks ago regarding a balm she wished to create. The intended recipient was suffering from an irritation affecting the hands and forearms. Various treatments had been attempted without success, and Rose had begun investigating botanical alternatives. I agreed to assist, primarily because the project was interesting. The objective appeared straightforward enough: A balm should remain solid while stored, yet soften readily when applied to the skin. A